leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
inzayned: when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
iwishihadafather: yea im a girl yea i play video games HAHAAHHA JK
kushdrinker: have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
overtheunderpass: “are you on your period” why yes, i am bleeding today would you like to join me
fartgallery: xeroxed-toothpicks: fartgallery: reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real
projects at the end of the school year
This is me everyday.
videohall: The Power of Pine-Sol
h0odrich: *eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
Anonymous asked: what do I have to do to get into your network? c:
When your jam comes on in the car.
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black
mywickedway: i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
raposabee: cynically-colorblind: raposaboo: cynically-colorblind: I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural. teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market