May 2013
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
inzayned:
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
iwishihadafather:
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
kushdrinker:
have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
overtheunderpass:
“are you on your period”
why yes, i am bleeding today
would you like to join me
fartgallery:
xeroxed-toothpicks:
fartgallery:
reindeers don’t even have wings how do they fly
reindeer dont fly and santa isnt real
projects at the end of the school year
8 tags
WatchThis is me everyday.
Watchvideohall:
The Power of Pine-Sol
h0odrich:
*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
7 tags
Anonymous asked: what do I have to do to get into your network? c:
When your jam comes on in the car.
bestlols:
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
mywickedway:
i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me
raposabee:
cynically-colorblind:
raposaboo:
cynically-colorblind:
I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.
teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology
I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
